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[asgardsfog]

"Yeah, yeah. Leave a message and all that. You know the drill."

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[asgardsfog]

Hey yourself. [If Asgard’s Loki sounds sick, then Utgard’s Loki sounds incredibly skeptical and unimpressed.] I guess that means you’re still alive.

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[asgardstricks]

I guess it does. You're not gonna get rid of a stubborn shit like me that easily.

[ A cough, a huff. ]

She sure as Hell tried, though. Your mistress is a bitch.

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[asgardsfog]

I think you’re getting the wrong idea here. She’s not my mistress or my anything. We just fucked around when we were bored.

[Or at least, they used to. He doesn’t think Thiazi will be making any house calls any time soon.]

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[asgardstricks]

Isn't that the definition of a mistress? If you put your dick in it, it counts.

[ Why are we discussing the semantics of this how is this their lives. ]

The point stands. You need to watch your back.

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[asgardsfog]

[You brought it up first! Made your bed, now lay in it (pun totally intended)]

What's this? Are you actually worried about me?

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[asgardstricks]

Shut up, dude. I'm dying here and I still remember what it was like feeling every time you stubbed your toe.

[ Or, you know. Surt hit him. Safe diff. ]

I don't want your death on my tab just 'cos you have lousy taste in women. Don't ruin my pretty face.