asgardsfog: (like i scare myself)
LOKI ❂ ᴜᴛɢᴀʀᴅ ([personal profile] asgardsfog) wrote2012-11-25 07:49 pm
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"Yeah, yeah. Leave a message and all that. You know the drill."

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asgardstricks: (i just made an enemy)

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[personal profile] asgardstricks 2013-09-09 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess it does. You're not gonna get rid of a stubborn shit like me that easily.

[ A cough, a huff. ]

She sure as Hell tried, though. Your mistress is a bitch.
asgardsfog: (doing donuts on the neighbors lawn)

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[personal profile] asgardsfog 2013-09-12 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
I think you’re getting the wrong idea here. She’s not my mistress or my anything. We just fucked around when we were bored.

[Or at least, they used to. He doesn’t think Thiazi will be making any house calls any time soon.]
asgardstricks: (no matter who)

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[personal profile] asgardstricks 2013-09-12 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that the definition of a mistress? If you put your dick in it, it counts.

[ Why are we discussing the semantics of this how is this their lives. ]

The point stands. You need to watch your back.
asgardsfog: (then sleep all through the day)

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[personal profile] asgardsfog 2013-09-12 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[You brought it up first! Made your bed, now lay in it (pun totally intended)]

What's this? Are you actually worried about me?
asgardstricks: (and they are upset about)

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[personal profile] asgardstricks 2013-09-12 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up, dude. I'm dying here and I still remember what it was like feeling every time you stubbed your toe.

[ Or, you know. Surt hit him. Safe diff. ]

I don't want your death on my tab just 'cos you have lousy taste in women. Don't ruin my pretty face.
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